willy wanker and the gay baby fagtory

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

unverified-reality:

This is honeycomb produced by honeybees who’s only access to sugar came from a nearby cement and pavement company.

unverified-reality:

This is honeycomb produced by honeybees who’s only access to sugar came from a nearby cement and pavement company.

thatfunnyblog:

This is so great

thatfunnyblog:

This is so great

foxymay:

so-crates.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

ikimaru:

bOOP

ikimaru:

bOOP

thickneyspears:

September 30th

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October 1st

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asterai:

rISE MY FRIENDS

artonelico:

former homestuck fans getting “embarrassed” by current fans’ excitement over the update

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zachafalse:

elderdi0medes:

”The size of your clenched fist is approximately the same size as your heart.”

So remember kids. Semes don’t just have yaoi hands; They’ve got yaoi hearts as well. 

IM CRYING

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

prettyinpwn:


Alright, before you say, “Ugh, that piano’s horrendously out of tune!”….

 Yeah, I know. It’s a 102-year-old Estey Upright (it was built in 1912). It’s still in it’s original state. The real ivory keys are chipped. Some of them don’t work anymore. And even parts of the mahogany exterior have been worn down.

 But because it’s slightly out of tune and it’s really old (AKA it looks cool), I thought playing the Gravity Falls theme on it would add to the more haunting aspects of the melody.

 If there’s enough demand, I can do another video of the theme on the piano in my bedroom (it’s newer and in tip-top shape).

 But for now… GF theme on a 102-year-old piano it is. :D

(also, I’m a novice piano player, so be gentle with the critique)

midgetdragon:

bootyberry:

Actual photo of me at graduation

"id like to thank all the fuckboys"

midgetdragon:

bootyberry:

Actual photo of me at graduation

"id like to thank all the fuckboys"