jason biggs playing larry can also be described as
an average white dude playing your average white dude
616. The Hufflepuff dormitories have a secret room full of Marvel, every comic and movie. They all work to keep it up to date, but only Hufflepuffs know it exists. Hufflepuffs would randomly quote Marvel all the time and the rest of the school always get really confused. One instance was when a Hufflepuff was pushed down the stairs and in unison every Hufflepuff started to scream “You will be avenged! I will get the Avengers!” and scared the crap out of the person who pushed them.
Bat-Eared Fox (Otocyon Megalotis)
person: whats your major?
me: ＥＸＴＲＥＭＥ ＤＥＡＴＨ
what college you going to?
me: ＡＷＥＳＯＭＥ ＳＫＥＬＥＴＯＮ ＨＥＬＬ ＣＯＬＬＥＧＥ
a drake-themed party where we listen to drake and watch old episodes of degrassi and play musical chairs to “anaconda” but most importantly we just act very kind to each other in a way that is sometimes almost weird
|—||Nietzsche (via doc-sarge)|
if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex
3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche
stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe
Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with
It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”
Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask
Adé, don’t put your mouth on that, who knows where it’s been.
and people say anime is shit.
did this motherfucker just suplex a goddamn deer?
THAT GENERATES PUNS FOR YOU AND YOU CAN LOOK UP VIA A WORD OR PHRASE.
CHECK IT OUT, IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT IT FOR HOURS.